I've decided that men get an unfair wrap. Yes, they're bad for oogling women and commenting on how hot they are, their perky body parts, and even issuing the occasional cat call. But, the women in the theatre with me were A LOT worse. I think that if a halfway decent-looking man would have stumbled into the cinema with his shirt off, we would have mauled him. The poor cinema custodians will be scrubbing the estrogen off the walls for months!
Women act like men are animals when they comment on other women, and I guess it is an animal instinct to strut around and splay your feathers for you prospective mate. At least they're honest, I guess. Women tend to be more reserved when it comes to commenting on men's assets. Speaking of assets...Matthew Mcconaughey- WOW!
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Inevitably, there were a few guys watching the movie as well. They didn't look happy to be there, and most of them made it obvious that their wife/girlfriend/ significant other forced them to go. Poor things. I spotted some slinking into their seats well after the lights had dimmed. Probably to avoid any awkward "Are you gay?" comments at work tomorrow.
I'm definitely putting Magic Mike on my DVD Wish List! Yum!
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